Visuals

So, someone just told me there's an arrow between the E and the X in the FedEx logo. That's almost as cool as when you realize this milwaukee brewers logo is a bit more clever than you realized...

Gyeah

This song says it all. Big Baby J is still looking for a muse. So, Goddamn, get your head out of your hands! Ok, here's something: Best new exercise contraption: IronGym! Jesus H Chin-ups, do not buy this thing. "Take it to the floor for gut busting crunches!" Then why do we need the complimentary ab straps? Fuck! How am I to believe that I need one of the many models of the Boflex, and it's revolutionary power-rod resistance, when the perfect push-up claims it too can get me ripped? Best excercise shit of all time: 1. Total Gym - Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley are a funny duo, and the machine is a cumbersome p.o.s. 2. Tony Little's Gazele - No explanation necessary. 3. SlamMan 'cause it's so fucking stupid. This is too hard, there are way too many idiotic wastes of money... including any of those electronic zapper things you stick to your stomach and electrocute yourself toward washboard ab-dom. Good Will Hunting was on TBS last night. or TNT. Twice in a row and I'm not complainin'.... There's nothin wrong with masturbating over where you're from so much that it turns into a movie... especially when that place is north eastern new england. Yeah we talk like this! let's make a movie that proves it. But really, i'll watch that once a month till the day i die. Do you like apples?

The Inauguration...

This is Poor Man's Pasta. This blog offers little in the way of thematically similar content. It'll treat ya right though. Yessiree.